Popcorn Ceiling Madness


Are you suffering from the anxiety of popcorn ceilings?  Your faithful Victoria handyman can help alleviate your symptoms.

Do you get dizzy every time you look upward? Do your eyes cross as you hallucinate memories of the 60s and 70s? 

There are some things you just can’t unsee. Popcorn ceilings have driven people to madness. 

While not exactly an emergency, popcorn ceilings are a chronic condition that will often leave guests traumatized if not sufficiently prepared in advance, like viewing The Exorcist. You wouldn’t want to just surprise someone with that now, would you?  

Have mercy on your family and friends. Cosmetic surgery is available to relieve your embarrassment. 

Popcorn ceilings also trap a lot of dust.  A lot!!  Look closely and you will see lots of dust trapped in the bumps on the ceiling. A smooth ceiling will not trap dust and it's easy to clean. 

"One client always had a stuffy nose and sounded congested. He put it down to allergies. About one month after the stucco was removed from his main floor, he noticed his breathing was about 60% better. He called us and asked if that could be because of the stucco removal. When I explained the potential issues with dust, he had us remove the popcorn from his 2nd floor as well. Within two months of that, his breathing was 100% normal. He has never had a problem since. Many other clients with asthma or children with asthma have reported similar results."

Removing a popcorn ceiling also increases the value of your home. Today’s home buyers much prefer the look of smooth ceilings and if the home they purchase has popcorn ceilings, they are often having them removed prior to moving in. By getting this project done, you increase the value of your home and help it sell faster.

Absolution Handyman Services  -  serving  Downtown Victoria, James Bay, Fairfield, Oak Bay, and Uplands


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